Entertainment The Bachelorette recap: Who is sabotaging Jarrod?
The Bachelorette’s Jarrod: I can see Sophie and I building a life together!
Uh-oh! It seems someone is already a little bit clingy.Chatting to TV WEEK about the one-on-one time he spent with the former popstar, Jarrod admits he took it very seriously.
Tonight on The Bachelorette Australia a CRIME WAS COMMITTED. I’m not talking about Sophie Monk calling herself a ‘performer’ (oi but srsly Soph, let’s go with personality, not performer).
I am of course talking about Jarrod Woodgate’s pot plant. After gifting Sophie a plant and promising to grow the seeds of love, Jarrod was proper
Meanwhile, Jarrod’s plant looked like me after another night watching this show - flat and lifeless.
The Bachelorette's Jarrod Woodgate is a fake!
The Bachelorette Australia's Jarrod Woodgate said he was anti-smoking but it turns out, Sophie Monk's biggest fan doesn’t mind a sneaky puff!But an insider has branded Jarrod a hypocrite, claiming he “smoked like a chimney” in the mansion.
“You guys are taking this too far!” yelled Jarrod through tears. (I presume)
As we see from the below screenshot Sydney was putting on quite the show in tonight’s episode. #SydneySoGood #SydneySunsets #SydneyYouMinx #SydneyStunner #WhatWinter #sydney #friends #likeforlike #instagood #instadaily
Sunny with a chance of BIFFO
VERDICT: NOT GUILTY.
THE NEW GUYS
Sometimes the best way to get noticed is to make waves early, so it could be possible that the new men decided to make a statement by peeing in Jarrod’s plant. I certainly wouldn’t put it past Guy because he seems like the kinda Guy who hates plants, ferns and flowers in general.
The definitive proof that Jarrod doesn't win The Bachelorette.
Here’s a few things we know about Jarrod from The Bachelorette… he owns a vineyard, he’s really into changing tyres and he most definitely didn’t get the final rose from Sophie Monk. How do we know that last one, I hear you ask? How do we know that last one, I hear you ask?
However, Matt Moran, Stu The Winner and Guy haven’t really had long enough on the show to learn just how intense Jarrod is. It makes me question their MOTIVE (a word you hear a lot in police shows). And if there’s no motive, there’s no (plant) MURDER!
Just the three of us
VERDICT: Prob NOT GUILTY
Let’s be honest, when Jarrod gave (burdened) the pot plant to Sophie, you could almost see her pocket dialling the police.
The Bachelorette’s Jarrod and Blake are on Bumble
The Bachelorette Australia's Jarrod Woodgate and Blake Colman are on Bumble, despite dating Sophie Monk and Blake wants to be the next Bachelor. "He reckons [the show’s producers] are setting him up to be the next Bachelor (who knows, he could be right, he could be delusional)," the source said. "Blake is a friend of a friend so I've known for a long time that he finishes fourth. And to be honest, I wasn't really surprised by it, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. I'd say most of Perth knows when he ends up leaving."Fingers crossed these Bachelors have better luck on Bumble.
VERDICT: Possibly GUILTY
The idea that Jarrod would
Honestly, if Jarrod thought amputating his own arm, 127 Hours style, might boost his chances of getting a hug from Sophie he’d lop that bad boy off in a heartbeat.
VERDICT: GUILTY AS SIN
Osher spends all day waiting around on set, texting his mum and googling “Osher + Gunsberg + News” - basically he’s bored. So taking a whizz in a plant is probably a solid way of getting his kicks. I don’t blame him either, you do
“Yeah I did it and I’d do it again.”
VERDICT: POSSIBLY GUILTY
THAT CRAZY KIWI GUY (RYAN)
In what must be the least surprising news of all time, Ryan and his incredibly obvious
The Twins recap The Bachelorette ep 5: We just met the intruders and there's a big problem.
There are a few things that are inevitable on every season of The Bachelorette and it is time we acknowledged them. 1) Osher WILL try to become one of tha boiz, but not be fully accepted because he keeps secrets (you know who is on that date card, you wrote it pls).2) When the date card is read out it will be met with a collective AYYYYYEEE and/or WHEEEEY from the men which quickly becomes both repetitive and tiresome.Tonight, we begin with Osher entering the mansion yelling “MORNING GENTLEMAN” in a pitch that doesn’t quite… work.
Further evidence (another cop word) shows that Ryan walked passed a lot of greenery on his way out. Perhaps planting the seed (lol) for the perfect crime.
I’m not leaving here without making my mark.
VERDICT: NOT GUILTY only because he was prob escorted all the way back to Syd by security.
SportsBet has Blake at short odds to be the phantom pisser, mostly because every facial expression he makes screams “I PISSED IN THE PLANT.”
That post-pee grin
Jarrod went up to Blake and used his big boy voice to confront him, accusing him of peeing in the plant. Blake denied the accusation ( they ALWAYS do) and told Jarrod he was DEFINITELY not to blame.
Who, me? I’ve just been sitting here with Luke while he has a stroke.
VERDICT: HE’S OUR MAN. GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY
While we have no confirmation, sources close to the plant tell me Blake is our man. Unfortunately without solid evidence that he soiled the soil, Blake gets off
Bachelorette Sam comes clean about those Sophie Monk comments
Sophie Monk sent home The Bachelorette Australia contender Sam Cochrane.He may have wanted to be The Bachelorette Australia's resident funnyman, the voice-over artist proved to have a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.
All that we have left is Jarrod's broken heart and a sad pot full of mystery urine.
PS - Creepy Guy was also sent home.
Dr. John Diaz
Eric Grothe Jr.
Official Crime Scene Photo
The Bachelorette’s Sam: “Jarrod could kill you” .
The Bachelorette's Sam Cochrane says the Bachelors are scared of Jarrod Woodgate.Despite being on cloud nine afterwards, things quickly went south very quickly for Sam as he was forced to convince Sophie Monk that he was the better match out of the last men standing, including Blake Coleman and AJ.
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